"Caretaker of the Islands" - Online Journals Archive
Most of this material was written and posted elsewhere in November 2006:

1 (January 2006 - a riddle)

What do you call a large dinosaur which wants to devour/eat/gobble/gulp/swallow
you for a lunch/meal/morsel/nibble/snack?



Waiter, Waiter, there's a syndrome in my soup...

When did you first notice it, sir?


Waiter, Waiter, someone is transporting into my soup...

Don't worry sir, it's just a passing phase.


Waiter, Waiter, there's a Lifestyle Trainer in my soup...

That's not a problem sir, but are you really sure you're hungry at this time?


Waiter, Waiter, there's a Zen master in my soup...

Don't worry sir, he is there but he is also not there.


Waiter, Waiter, there's a font in my soup...

Don't worry sir, we can make it the background colour.

7 (January 2009)

Waiter, Waiter, there are Aborigines in my soup...

Well, that's Digenous soup, sir. Aborigines are always in Digenous.

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